Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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