I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Your penis caused this!
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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