that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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