Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
