hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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