Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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