Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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