Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
The feeling are messing with the penis
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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