I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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