don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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