That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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