doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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