So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
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