Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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