grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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