I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
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