she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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