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Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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