Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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