Slut skills are useful in every country.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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