I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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