Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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