So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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