Kiss
Puke
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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