i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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