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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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