i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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