We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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