whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
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