so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Randomize
