Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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