UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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