Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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