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All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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