Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
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