Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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