so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Randomize
