: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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