Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Randomize
