There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Randomize
