I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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