Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize
