this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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