I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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