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(843): View more from South Carolina

This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?

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(540): View more from Virginia

I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.

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(905): View more from Toronto

we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.

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(815): View more from Illinois

Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.

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(214): View more from Texas

I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.

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(206): View more from Washington

He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro

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(310): View more from California

Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!

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