Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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