who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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