I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
