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I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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