Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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