So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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