youre lurking in front of me
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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