How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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