I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm way too hungover for life right now
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