3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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